It’s that time of the year, folks: the time when ABCFamily, Hallmark, Lifetime, and others devote large swaths of programming time to cheesy holiday movies.
They feature just about every actor you can imagine, picking up some cash during off years. Neil Patrick Harris and Rob Lowe have done a bunch, including the one they appeared in together.
If the Jesus isn’t your thing (and it definitely isn’t mine), don’t worry. Even the options with “Miracle” and “Angel” in the title rarely feature that dude. He gets a mention sometimes in the ones with dying kids, but otherwise you can weed out the religion with a brief glance at the summaries.
Mostly, they are of the magnificent cheese variety. Love Actually, while an excellent film on its own, has a lot to answer for. These clumsy imitations feature mediocre writing, phoned-in acting by big-name cameos, and location fudging that makes ER‘s “Brownline Subway” look like high art.
My holiday confession: I’m addicted to them.